Dr. Van Diallo hates Benjamin Franklin

While many people around the world crazily marathon to kiss the dead Benjamin, there are some who still hates him. The so-called Dr Van is not an exception. 
 

A few days ago, Dr Van has rained proposals into my inbox. The mail read: 

I am Dr Van Diallo. Currently, the Auditing and Accounting Unit Manager with a reputable bank here, Bank of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.

I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you. The Business I am proposing you is in respect of the sum of US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars only) deposited in a Dollar account with my bank which belonged to one of our deceased customer who unfortunately lost his life in a plane crash along with his entire family.

I was neither excited to continue reading his proposal nor shocked to hear the tragedy because this wasn’t the first mail. It wasn’t the first time to hear either.

“Who the hell can believe the hatred towards 10,500,000 Benjamins?”  I sighed, gnashing my teeth.  

Who hates Benjamin? Except for Dr Van

The Benjamin, alias the U.S. Dollars is often the second lifeline that people have on their bucket list nowadays.

Humans are now fearless to break the backbone of their health to gain wealth. There are still some who cross the bar in losing health to gain wealth and later trying to regain health by using wealth. Watching this ductility of human greed and the live documentary of a complete ravenousness have always fevered my spinal cord many times. 

But, it was surprising why Dr Diallo flood the proposals to me. The world wouldn't believe me if I describe the pattern of words he has used to weave the stories in the proposal. No dictionary can suffice the strength of his expressions.

Since I suffered nausea with the echoing smell of spam, I cooked a message on the oven of my laptop for this saboteur crook. Here it reads: 

Dear Dr Van, 

It was heartening to receive the business proposals from you over and over again. But, like a crook like you, who is busy invading minds of the innocent wise humans, I am never free to work on your proposals. 

However, the recurrence of your emails has made me wish for extra hands so that I can sieve the nicest lethal words to suffocate scoundrels like you.  

Education is believed to bring a desirable change in human behaviour. And, if a roguelike you still believed in yourself to be a human, I would classify you to be an untouchable fiend. You seem to have been educated in the World's Villain School.

I remembered what William Shakespeare in The Tempest said: Hell is empty and all the devils are here. No wonder your birth was prophesied by this English playwright sometime in the 16th Century only. 

The Almighty must be regretting the creation of your mother, who gave birth to a human with devil's mind like you. Each day with his fingers crossed, He might be saying prayers not to breed your race: a devil with a human face. 

I wish I have some miracles to entrap a beast like you and let the starving vultures feed in front of the world. Like you annex the serene human mind little by little every day, I wish those scavengers feed on your flesh bit by bit. 

Eventually, I take pride to say the last lines of my painful prayer that a son of a bitch like you vanish before your blood stains the world. Each day, you send a spam message, let your life be shorter with lightning speed. 

 “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time”- Abraham Lincoln